The Star Moe Festival Campaign | Meet-Your-Oshis Maid Cafe

Characters
Writer
Happy Elements Staff
Translation
Era
ESY2 (2026)

Café de Glace

Keito, An Intelligent Cool Maid

Tetora
Café de Glace
Keito Hasumi
Height 178cm Age 19 Birthday 9/6
Hobby Collecting glasses
Specialty Shamisen
Favorite Food Spicy food
Least Favorite Food Soybeans

Recommended Item on the Menu
The Golden Ratio Omurice
Diary Entry | Opening Day
The first day of the Star Moe Festival has ended. I wasn’t sure how it would go, but we managed to get to the end of the day safe and sound, thanks to both the fans and the idols working beside me. I want to express my gratitude first and foremost. From here until the festival ends, I will continue to take part without forgetting my original intent to ensure this project’s success. That said, I don’t know about exposing such a silly form of myself to the fans… Is this what it means to be moe…?

Other Mentions

I ran into Hasumi while I was grabbin’ some more ingredients to set up for openin’. That guy looks strangely good as a maid somehow. I ended up burstin’ into laughter. He got real mad at me for it.

Esu and I saw Souma-san when we were calling people into the cafe! I'm gonna look for Hasumi-san and Kiryu-san tomorrow~♪

Right before we opened for the day, I asked Keito what "moe" was supposed to mean, but I can't say I could understand it very well.

Saegusa and Tenshouin-senpai ended up fighting over how we should run our cafe almost immediately... and what's more, Hasumi-senpai and I ended up in the crossfire and got roped into staying after hours and being part of their meeting.

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Welcome in, Master... That feels close, right? I don't know if I'm doing it right or doing it wrong. Would you help show me how to improve it?

Kyururun Heart ❤︎

Shinobu, A Pure, Pure ❤︎ Cute Maid

Tetora
Kyururun Heart ❤︎
Shinobu Sengoku
Height 161cm Age 17 Birthday 6/9
Hobby Ninja activities
Specialty Acrobatics
Favorite Food Umeboshi
Least Favorite Food N/A

Recommended Item on the Menu
The Delicious Ninjutsu Omurice
Diary Entry | Opening Day
The maid cafe has begun at last! I’m so happy that plenty of customers have come to see us the morning we opened ♪ “Masters” and “Lords”… Serving someone and sensing their needs is something that maids and ninjas have in common, so it seems I can put my experience up to this point to good use ♪ I’ve gotten a little worried about Midori-kun's despondency, though…
Diary Entry | Middle Day
I ended up having to perform something called a “moe moe performance" for the masters. Aira-kun told us to think about what each of our “moe poses” should be, but… When I think it through, I feel like RYUSEITAI has always pursued a cool image with ninjas and the like…! It seems I need to look more into what cute performances are!

Other Mentions

Sengoku said he wanted me to come visit his cafe, so I ended up going with Shiina! Sengoku was very active as he worked, but Takamine brought out an omurice3 that had “get out” written on it…

I got a text from Shinobu-kun that said, “What are moe poses to make?” but when it comes to bein’ “moe”... It just gives me an otaku-kinda vibe, like cat-ears ‘n stuff.

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Shall we cast a spell on your omurice?1 Get~ more~ deli~cious...! Uuu.... I'm not used to doing this, it feels embarrassing!

Midori, A Tsundere ❤︎ Cute Maid

Tetora
Kyururun Heart ❤︎
Midori Takamine
Height 179cm Age 17 Birthday 8/29
Hobby Collecting yuruchara merchandise
Specialty Picking out vegetables
Favorite Food Pizza
Least Favorite Food Fish eyes

Recommended Item on the Menu
The Comfy, Relaxing Omurice
Diary Entry | Opening Day
It’s finally started… I don’t know who decided it, but why did I get put with all these cute members…? Uuu, how depressing… I asked Morisawa-senpai if there was some kinda mistake, but he was just like “I have no clue!” Honestly, he needs to take responsibility… I’ve been so nervous about whether I fit in with the cafe, I can’t really remember a single thing that happened today…
Diary Entry | Middle Day
I’ve been seriously depressed, but thanks to the instruction manual Tomoe-senpai and the others made for me, I feel like I’m kinda getting it somehow… After that, I guess Shino-kun couldn’t stand to see me so down, so he made me a bunny-shaped omurice… He’s so kind… As usual, Yume-kun needed me to help him, but he should rely on Shino-kun— No, Mama Hajime— instead…

Other Mentions

It seems I can put my experience up to this point to good use ♪ I’ve gotten a little worried about Midori-kun's despondency, though…

Sengoku said he wanted me to come visit his cafe, so I ended up going with Shiina! Sengoku was very active as he worked, but Takamine brought out an omurice3 that had “get out” written on it…

I got a text from Shinobu-kun that said, “What kinds of poses are moe?” [...] I think he should try asking Midori-kun. He knows a lot about yuruchara, so he might know a lot about being moe too.

PolaroidQuote

Mashu, A Pure, Pure ❤︎ Cute Maid

Tetora
Kyururun Heart ❤︎
Mashu Kuon
Height 170cm Age 23 Birthday 12/14
Hobby Photography
Specialty He can memorize choreography after doing it once
Favorite Food Pasta
Least Favorite Food Course meal

Recommended Item on the Menu
"Won't You Tell Me Your Name?" Omurice
Diary Entry | Opening Day
Fun Star Moe Festival: Start ☆ All the Dears were totally looking forward to Mashu’s cute jersey maid look, right? Mashu’s going to talk with all the girls who came today and all the ones who come for the rest of the event, ‘kay? ♪ And naturally, we’re planning to spam tons more photos and videos too! Mashu would be pleased as punch if you all would look forward to it ♪ #TheSpringtimeofYouthVibesMightBeTheBest #WelcomeInMaster
Diary Entry | Middle Day
Mashu shot some videos with Eden’s Hiyori-©. Did you guys watch it? I feel like it came out sooo good ♪ Hiyori-chan really loves quiche. He even gave Mashu part of his salmon quiche~ What a real kind guy ♪ Mashu promised to make him some pasta in return next time, so I’ll definitely post those pics when it happens! #PicsWithHiyori©Duh ♪ #GonnaComeOutPerf

Happy Yell

Ibuki, A Fired-Up Energetic Maid

Tetora
Happy Yell
Ibuki Taki
Height 165cm Age 15 Birthday 1/21
Hobby Playing instruments
Specialty His self-taught martial arts
Favorite Food Sata andagi
Least Favorite Food Natto

Recommended Item on the Menu
My Made-With-Love Parfait
Diary Entry | Opening Day
The first day of the Star Moe Festival has ended~♪ I got an explanation about how to serve the customers before the cafe opened, but there was still so much I didn't know so it was very fresh~ I mean, saying stuff like "moe" and "Master" has a real theatrical feel to it, it's so interesting, right~? Kagehira-san said, "as long as you're sincere, it'll all be okay," so I'm gonna put everything I've got into entertaining the masters~♪ I'm looking forward to tomorrow too!
Diary Entry | Middle Day
Esu and I saw Souma-san when we were calling people into the cafe! I'm gonna look for Hasumi-san and Kiryu-san tomorrow~♪ Oh yeah, today was super busy, y’know~ Everyone keeps breaking the plates though,2 so there's been an awful lot of clean-up~ When I took the initiative to help out with the cleaning, Mashiro-san praised me for it. But like, that much was nothing for me, y’know~? Still, I guess it doesn’t feel so bad being praised~♪
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Nyahaha! Welcome in, Master~♪ My recommendedation of the day would be the Made-With-Love Parfait~ Now then, what can I get for you~?

Chiaki, A Fired-Up Energetic Maid

Tetora
Happy Yell
Chiaki Morisawa
Height 175cm Age 19 Birthday 9/18
Hobby Watching tokusatsu shows
Specialty Stuntwork
Favorite Food French fries
Least Favorite Food Eggplants

Recommended Item on the Menu
The Giga-Sized Mach 5 Omurice
Diary Entry | Opening Day
Today begins the Star Moe Festival ★ I’ll give everything I’ve got as a maid to serve our masters properly— because whether I’m a hero or a maid, I’m going to make everyone smile. First, I decided to start practicing giving a nice, loud, “Welcome in!” Both Raika-kun and Tenma-kun were able to give greetings that were just as loud, it was splendid ♪ I’m going to do my best tomorrow onward, starting with the greeting!
Diary Entry | Middle Day
Sengoku said he wanted me to come visit his cafe, so I ended up going with Shiina! Sengoku was very active as he worked, but Takamine brought out an omurice that had “get out” written on it…3 When Shiina saw it, he said, “That’s such a tsundere thing, huh~” To think that hiding your embarrassment like this creates a sense of moe… I ended up learning something important from my junior ★

Other Mentions

Why did I get put with all these cute members…? Uuu, how depressing… I asked Morisawa-senpai if there was some kinda mistake, but he was just like “I have no clue!” Honestly, he needs to take responsibility…

Sengoku said he wanted me to come visit his cafe, so I ended up going with Shiina! Sengoku was very active as he worked, but Takamine brought out an omurice that had “get out”3 written on it…

PolaroidQuote

Today, this hero is doubling as a maid just for you, Master ★ What should I draw on your omurice?3 I can draw a picture of my favorite hero! Tell me, don’t hold back!

Forbidden Honey Trap

Kuro, A Muscular Onii-san Maid

Tetora
Forbidden Honey Trap
Kuro Kiryu
Height 181cm Age 19 Birthday 1/26
Hobby Outfit design
Specialty Karate
Favorite Food Steak
Least Favorite Food Stuff with mushrooms

Recommended Item on the Menu
Bulk-Up Omurice
Diary Entry | Opening Day
I’ve got no clue what to write in this diary. I didn’t think I was suited for somethin’ like a maid cafe at first, but honestly, talkin’ to customers here ‘n there and showin’ off my food’s got me reconsiderin’ it. I showed Ran how to make some pancakes ‘cuz he asked me to, but he got the hang of it right away. Does that guy have any weak points?
Diary Entry | Middle Day
Even though I’m tryin’ to serve customers, Tetsu says stuff like, “I can’t let you do somethin’ like that, Taishou,” and keeps me from goin’ out to the customers. I’m happy he’s thinkin’ of me, but the people who should be made happy are the customers who come to see us, right? So, I went with Tetsu to serve the customers, but… Maybe he gets nervous ‘cuz I’m watchin’, but he ended up pourin’ ketchup all over the omurice3 to the point it was completely red. Dunno what to really do about that…
Diary Entry | Closing Day
I happened to run into Hasumi while I was grabbin’ some more ingredients to set up for openin’. That guy looks strangely good as a maid somehow. I ended up burstin’ into laughter. He got real mad at me for it. We’ve all been so busy, we haven’t had the chance to visit each other’s cafes, but it sounds like Kanzaki and Taki are doin’ well for themselves too. Lots of lil’ lady fans told me about it. Somethin’ about it made me a lil’ happy.

Other Mentions

It looks like there’s tons of chances for us idols to treat people with homemade cooking, so I’m gonna unveil my piece de resistance~♪ Even Taishou tried it out for me, so I know it’s good to go!

I feel like we don’t have many idols in our store who look good in a maid outfit, riiight? Me and Kuro-san have been getting real weird looks while we’ve been trying to call people into our store ♪

PolaroidQuote

Ah~... Let's make this omurice tasty with some magic, 'kay? Get~ more~ deli~cious...1 H-Hey. It's hard to do when you're lookin' at me like that, y'know.

Madara, A Muscular Onii-san Maid

Tetora
Forbidden Honey Trap
Madara Mikejima
Height 180cm Age 19 Birthday 5/16
Hobby Collecting rare items
Specialty Livening up events
Favorite Food Onigiri
Least Favorite Food Brown sugar

Recommended Item on the Menu
Mega-Sized Build Parfait
Diary Entry | Opening Day
Wasshoi, wasshoi, it’s a festival! It’s a festival! ☆ And so the Star Moe Festival has begun! This time it’s a job of running a cafe and becoming a maid, but it’s sooo interesting, it’s got a way different vibe than anything I’ve done before. I feel like we don’t have many idols in our cafe who look good in a maid outfit, though. Me and Kuro-san have been getting real weird looks while we’ve been trying to call people into our cafe ♪
Diary Entry | Middle Day
It feels like everyone’s starting to get used to the maid stuff. I don’t really sense any of the shyness that was there on the first day, y’knooow. Kohaku-san came to our cafe today, so I made sure my service was chock full of love. HIMERU-san got angry with me for doing too much, but I thought it was a pretty fun day ♪
Diary Entry | Final Day
The final day of the Star Moe Festival has finally come. Tetsu-san went and served us bowls of kalbi he made as a staff meal, like, “These are chock full of my feelings of appreciation for you senpais!” It was a little burnt, but the mayonnaise was in the shape of a heart, it really was the epitome of “moe”. I wonder if the masters who came to the store experienced the same warm feelings I got. That would make me happy…♪
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Welcome back in, Master ♪ Here I have laid before you my prized handmade sweets! I’ll lavishly heal and support your weary mind and tummy ☆

Tetora, A Muscular Onii-san Maid

Tetora
Forbidden Honey Trap
Tetora Nagumo
Height 172cm Age 17 Birthday 6/15
Hobby Strength training
Specialty Karate
Favorite Food Beef kalbi
Least Favorite Food Carrots

Recommended Item on the Menu
Man's Way of Life Jumbo Takoyakis
Diary Entry | Opening Day
Ossu! The Star Moe Festival’s finally started! Tons of customers have been coming in since the moment we opened, I just gotta be grateful about it ♪ And what’s more, it looks like there’s tons of chances for us idols to treat people with homemade cooking, so I’m gonna unveil my piece de resistance~♪ Even Taishou tried it out for me, so I know it’s good to go! Please look forward to it too, everyone!
Diary Entry | Middle Day
I got a text from Shinobu-kun that said, “What kinds of poses are moe?” but when it comes to bein’ “moe”... Maybe otaku stuff like cat-ears would be pretty popular, huh? Usin’ tracksuits with maids… I don’t really know what direction you're supposed to go with such a weird combo. I think he should try asking Midori-kun. He knows a lot about stuff with yuruchara, so he might get that kinda stuff too.

Other Mentions

I went with Tetsu to serve the customers, but… Maybe he gets nervous ‘cuz I’m watchin’, but he ends up pourin’ ketchup all over the omurice3 to the point it turns completely red. Dunno what to really do about that…

Tetsu-san went and served us bowls of kalbi he made, like, “These are chock full of my feelings of appreciation for you senpais!” It was a little burnt, but the mayonnaise was in the shape of a heart, it really was the epitome of “moe”.

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Chaos・Chronicle

Kanata, A Unique Unpredictably Natural Maid

Tetora
Chaos・Chronicle
Kanata Shinkai
Height 176cm Age 19 Birthday 8/30
Hobby Soaking in water
Specialty Drawing
Favorite Food Soy sauce
Least Favorite Food Hot foods

Recommended Item on the Menu
puka puka seafood meunière
Diary Entry | Opening Day
the “star moe festival” has begun, hm~? i have been practicing serving customers just for today, it was very fun~♪ i called people into the cafe with nacchan as well~ i am not used to raising my voice, so i was not sure what to do, but nacchan gave me a “megaphone” to use~♪
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Souma, A Unique Unpredictably Natural Maid

Tetora
Chaos・Chronicle
Souma Kanzaki
Height 174cm Age 18 Birthday 4/20
Hobby Tea ceremonies
Specialty Martial arts
Favorite Food Sushi
Least Favorite Food Strong Cheeses

Recommended Item on the Menu
Sword Takoyaki a Samurai Would Be Proud Of
Diary Entry | Opening Day
The Star Festival has begun. Festivals never fail to fill my heart with utter joy ♪ And what’s more, I get the opportunity to treat a Lord with my own cooking. I will be preparing fresh fish with the assistance of Shinkai-dono, so it will be a good opportunity to display the fullest extent of my talents. However, when it comes to magic spells being a “staple” of being a maid… I don’t quite know what that is about?
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I am none other than a maid, Master. I can't say I am accustomed to serving, but I can prepare a lovely cup of tea, so naturally, please feel free to give me your command ♪

Translaton Notes

  1. ↑ At maid cafes, the maids ask the customer to do a "magical spell" with them to make the food or drink more delicious; you make heart hands, point them at the food lke a beam, "moe moe kyuuun" (萌え萌えキュン); this is what the idols do when you take the polaroids. Some cafes add phrases like "oishikuna~re" (become delicious), which is what he uses here.
  2. ↑ Raika, Makoto and Chitose have been breaking dishes.
  3. ↑ Drawing cute pictures or messages on omurice with ketchup is a staple of maid cafes.